ok so fuck it, here it is. i made it myself.
follow it. hit me up if you wanna contribute.
why isn’t there a fuckyeahlemmykilmister tumblr? someone needs to start one asap.
-weed is for hippies.
-coke is for hipsters and disco fags.
-speed is for english punks…and english punks suck.
-acid is for burnouts and “artists” (not the real ones, though).
-smack is for Johnny Thunders…and you’re not Johnny Thunders.
-heroin sucks cause Lemmy said so. nuff said.
-meth is just icky.
booze is ok as long as you’re not beatin your kids or whatever. cigarettes are for indians, but i live in the Pacific Northwest, so it’s ok for me. and other people who smoke American Spirits.